Licensing a Vespa...

Day 1, employee #1:
"No, we can't do that, you need to have it inspected by Canadian Tire first."
"We need an English translation of your 'kentekenbewijs'."
"Vespa? Is that your first of last name?"
"Ehm, this form is not filled in right. We need a start-date and an end-date of your insurance."
"Are you the owner?"
"Your VIN-number has more than 11 characters and the 'system' doesn't like that."
"That's $2681 per year."


Day 2, employee #2:
"Sure, we can do that, can I have your driver's license?"
"Here's a letter where it states that your VIN-number is different, just show it to the police when you're pulled over. It will be all fine"
"That's $637 per year."
"Here's your plate, have a nice day!"

And off I went...:-)